Gaga does Christmas

Anyone who knows me, knows I LOVE LOVE LOVE Christmas.  I like cooking, baking, spending time with family, and drinking...a lot, be it coquito or mulled wine (a la Peru).  As I get older, I even like Christmas music, yes. Christmas music.  But Lady Gaga has found a way to make Christmas more dirty than a marketing company:



In case you are unsure of why my mouth is agape, here are the lyrics because Gaga can be a bit difficult to understand.  Plus, I'll admit the beat is catchy and after a drink or two the music can distract you from the lyrics that might inspire you:

Ra pa pam pam (whoa) (4x)
Light me up with me on top lets falalalala lalalala
Light me up with me on top lets falalalala lalalala
The only place you wanna be is underneath my Christmas tree
The only place you wanna be is underneath my Christmas tree
Light me up with me on top lets falalalala lalalala
Light me up with me on top lets falalalala lalalala
Ho ho ho (Ra pa pam pam) under the mistletoe (Ra pa pam pam)
Yes everybody knows (Ra pa pam pam)
We will take off our clothes (Ra pa pam pam)
Yes if you want us to we will you
Oh oh a Christmas, My Christmas tree is delicious
Oh oh a Christmas, My Christmas tree is delicious
Space Cowboy
Light you up with you on top lets falalalala lalalala (lets go!!)
Light you up with you on top lets falalalala lalalala (lets go!!)
Ho ho ho (Ra pa pam pam) under the mistletoe (Ra pa pam pam)
Yes everybody knows (Ra pa pam pam)
We will take off our clothes (Ra pa pam pam)
Yes if you want us to we will, you
Lady Gaga
Oh oh oh Christmas, My Christmas tree is delicious
Oh oh oh Christmas, My Christmas tree is delicious
Here here here (Ra pa pam pam)
The best time of the year (Ra pa pam pam)
Take off my stocking’s we’re
I’m spreading Christmas cheer
And i’f you want us to we will, you
Oh oh a Christmas, my Christmas tree is delicious
Oh oh a Christmas, my Christmas tree is delicious
Space Cowboy, Lady Gaga, Lady Gaga and she goes
Space Cowboy, Lady Gaga, Lady Gaga
Here we go
Cherry cherry boom boom!


Personally, the LAST place I'd want to be is underneath her Christmas tree...especially since its a questionable tree.

Possibly Crazy, Purely Fabulous

So love or hate the crazy broad, Lady Gaga is pop's current princess.  With the style of a crazy art kid, musical depth of Britney Spears, and the marketing team of Wal*Mart, Gaga is always in the press and trying to be bigger, better, and more outlandish.  

This year's VMAs (I didn't watch them, too old) was a perfect place for Madam Gaga to display her keen sense of fashion.  She and fashionistas think she's cutting edge, me and psychatrists think she may be cutting herself.  Here is a great decoding Gaga's VMA get ups and it is HI-LARIOUS.  Also, check this out:





Since earlier discovering Paint, I have created a new look for Gaga: 

Notes:
-She is in a bubble, b/c lets face it Gaga is to fabulous to be touched by the outside world

-Her eyes are red because she is FIERCE!
-Why the bird? Honestly, do you think she knows whats in her weave? That bird has been there for months.
-The sun and moon jumper reflects Gaga's control over the universe, while the cardboard box boots humble the performer.  The sun rays also conveniently cover her alleged penis (around the 1 minute mark):



(PS: Really, Lady Gaga...pop...festival...sweaty, dirty? Am I missing something?!)

Jokes aside, I like Gaga even though she's nuts, so this really was just me having fun with Paint.  So Lady, if you're readying don't go all crazy like you did here: