Possibly Crazy, Purely Fabulous

So love or hate the crazy broad, Lady Gaga is pop's current princess.  With the style of a crazy art kid, musical depth of Britney Spears, and the marketing team of Wal*Mart, Gaga is always in the press and trying to be bigger, better, and more outlandish.  

This year's VMAs (I didn't watch them, too old) was a perfect place for Madam Gaga to display her keen sense of fashion.  She and fashionistas think she's cutting edge, me and psychatrists think she may be cutting herself.  Here is a great decoding Gaga's VMA get ups and it is HI-LARIOUS.  Also, check this out:





Since earlier discovering Paint, I have created a new look for Gaga: 

Notes:
-She is in a bubble, b/c lets face it Gaga is to fabulous to be touched by the outside world

-Her eyes are red because she is FIERCE!
-Why the bird? Honestly, do you think she knows whats in her weave? That bird has been there for months.
-The sun and moon jumper reflects Gaga's control over the universe, while the cardboard box boots humble the performer.  The sun rays also conveniently cover her alleged penis (around the 1 minute mark):



(PS: Really, Lady Gaga...pop...festival...sweaty, dirty? Am I missing something?!)

Jokes aside, I like Gaga even though she's nuts, so this really was just me having fun with Paint.  So Lady, if you're readying don't go all crazy like you did here:

 

Divorce ---> Makeover?

Kate Gosselin, who's abrasive porcupinesque coif has been deemed a "no-no" in People's Best and Worst Dressed of 2009, has been recently spotted rocking a new do! Thank Jesus.  On the view Miss Gosselin (what is her maiden name?) is styled in romanitc waves, ironic no? What do you think about the new style?

(Photo courtesy of the LA Times)

I must agree, this is an improvement from the porcupine hair, but still isn't quite Kate.  So, I have taken the liberty to use the advanced technology of Microsoft Paint to see what she'd look like with long hair.

I say grow it out girl, but rock the waves in the meantime and remember: you will always have more hair than John.