Tuesday, September 15, 2009

He's the gingerbread man

Apparently an Ohio man on death row didn't meet his maker after over 20 years of anticipation. Scheduled for death by lethal injection following conviction in 1984 for the rape and murder of a 14 year old girl, he surprised everyone...and lived.  No, no, he's not bionic. After hours of vein searching by "professionals" to no avail, the governor gave this dog his day, or rather, his week. But don't you worry, he's rescheduled for September 22.  
If I were him, I'd pray for the same "professionals" who couldn't spot a vein.  But then again, who wants to live waiting to die, I'm sure he was pretty psyched up only to still be alive right now.  Seems stressful, even more torturous than death row!
But, really?! Get this man a bottle of water or five! What do you mean they couldn't find a vein!? Jeez, I feel like they let him watch TV extra this week or give him an extra belt so he can do it himself in his cell! What a mess...check out the full story here.

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