As a citizen of SC all I can do is wonder when Mark Sanford's Argentine mistress/baby mama?/mid-life crisis ho (who is ugly as sin, might I add) will say, in English of course (you didn't think that Mark speaks Spanish did you?) "Honey, you should resign and move back to Buenos Aires with me." Because honestly, the south is rising...again...against Mark Sanford. The Ethics Commission is on his case like white on rice, get him boys!
And people thought that SC was segregated! Nope, blacks and whites (because only two races reside in the state, obviously) all over can agree on this! Hopefully Mark Sanford is getting as nervous as a whore in church and maybe the legislative system can impeach him and get him on the first thing smoking out of South Carolina. I mean you should not disappear from the State you govern to have sex in another country, your life is not a romance novel, but we as a state are about to turn the page.
PS: Hope you guys enjoyed Southern euphemisms.
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