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I like politics, read the international press, and have an opinion...and a few degrees.
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Mark Sanford is apparently stating that "it's time to move on," when asked about Joe I-don't-know-how-to-act when-grown-ups-are-talking Wilson's outburst...you know when called the president a liar in Congress:
Sanford asserts that Joe has apologized, and that should be good enough..yeah, tell that to Jenny Sanford...oh wait, she's divorcing you.
Sorry, gov-a-nah, but you're not the one to be giving out advice...might I remind you that you skipped THE COUNTRY to go have an affair, possibly on my tax dollars? If I were you I'd shut up and keep learning Spanish from your mistress, who is rumored to be in SC with you.
I love the Real Housewives of Atlanta, sophisticated hoodrats I say. The best is Sherree, failed marriage and failed fashion design, but she swears she is on point. Enjoy:
Now, you may not think so, but "who gone check me boo" (around the 2 minute mark for you lazies/technologically impaired that didn't watch the above) can be applied to really anything, even politics. For example:
Congress: Representative Joe Wilson, you need to apologize for calling the President a liar Joe Wilson: No, who gone check me boo?!
State of SC: Please disclose all account information to the Ethics Commission Mark Sanford: Sure, but who gone check me boo?!
Pro-Health Care Reform Camp: President Obama, we really need a public option for health care. Please don't eliminate this from the bill. President Obama: But I have to be moderate, who gone check me boo?!
Argentine government officials/Argentine public: There will be no cabinet changes following the recent elections President Christina Fernandez de Kirchner(following her impromptu cabinet change): Por favor, quien gone check me boo?!
As you can see "who gone check me boo" adds sass, but most of all makes you believe your argument is legit when everyone else knows its flawed.
As a citizen of SC all I can do is wonder when Mark Sanford's Argentine mistress/baby mama?/mid-life crisis ho (who is ugly as sin, might I add) will say, in English of course (you didn't think that Mark speaks Spanish did you?) "Honey, you should resign and move back to Buenos Aires with me." Because honestly, the south is rising...again...against Mark Sanford. The Ethics Commission is on his case like white on rice, get him boys!
And people thought that SC was segregated! Nope, blacks and whites (because only two races reside in the state, obviously) all over can agree on this! Hopefully Mark Sanford is getting as nervous as a whore in church and maybe the legislative system can impeach him and get him on the first thing smoking out of South Carolina. I mean you should not disappear from the State you govern to have sex in another country, your life is not a romance novel, but we as a state are about to turn the page.
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