Pot calling the Kettle black, I call them both dumb.

 Cleverness by me and Paint technology

Nice try.

Mark Sanford is apparently stating that "it's time to move on," when asked about Joe I-don't-know-how-to-act when-grown-ups-are-talking Wilson's outburst...you know when called the president a liar in Congress:

Sanford asserts that Joe has apologized, and that should be good enough..yeah, tell that to Jenny Sanford...oh wait, she's divorcing you.

Sorry, gov-a-nah, but you're not the one to be giving out advice...might I remind you that you skipped THE COUNTRY to go have an affair, possibly on my tax dollars?  If I were you I'd shut up and keep learning Spanish from your mistress, who is rumored to be in SC with you.

You can learn from reality TV

I love the Real Housewives of Atlanta, sophisticated hoodrats I say.  The best is Sherree, failed marriage and failed fashion design, but she swears she is on point.  Enjoy:




Now, you may not think so, but "who gone check me boo" (around the 2 minute mark for you lazies/technologically impaired that didn't watch the above) can be applied to really anything, even politics. For example:

Congress:  Representative Joe Wilson, you need to apologize for calling the President a liar
Joe Wilson: No, who gone check me boo?!


State of SC: Please disclose all account information to the Ethics Commission
Mark Sanford:  Sure, but who gone check me boo?!



Pro-Health Care Reform Camp: President Obama, we really need a public option for health care.  Please don't eliminate this from the bill.
President Obama: But I have to be moderate, who gone check me boo?!


Argentine government officials/Argentine public: There will be no cabinet changes following the recent elections
President Christina Fernandez de Kirchner (following her impromptu cabinet change): Por favor, quien gone check me boo?!

As you can see "who gone check me boo" adds sass, but most of all makes you believe your argument is legit when everyone else knows its flawed.

Better Kayne than Joe...

This combines two of my loves, pop culture and politics.  As we know Kayne kicked a puppy, I mean stole a lollipop from a child, I mean stormed the stage during sweet Taylor Swift's VMA win. For those living under a rock, you can see Taylor's heart break here.

What does the leader of the free world have to say? "Jackass." (hear the HI-larious clip and read what Perez Hilton has to say about it, here) Well said, bravo, and supposedly, off the record (shame on that reporter for publishing an off the record comment). 

As my southern mother would say, you call people by their names so Obama was a bit wrong for calling the "still grieving" Kayne a jackass for is ridiculous behavior.  But, it would have been worse had he called Joe Wilson a jackass in retaliation for Joe calling him a liar. Which in my opinion would have been wrong, but also a great summarizing statement. Sticks and stones...